(Source: pleatedjeans)

(Reblogged from tipslip)

magicconchshelly:

camel-eyelashes:

but shit it was 99 cents

the macklemobile

(Source: illillill)

(Reblogged from sandwichmakermaker)

roachpatrol:

blazepress:

The level.

i’m very angry and very impressed

(Reblogged from silenthysterics)

unamusedsloth:

Unnecessary Explosions.

(Reblogged from sandwichmakermaker)

cumillionaire:

If my jokes offend you:

  1. I’m sorry
  2. It won’t happen again
  3. 1 & 2 are lies 
  4. You’re a pussy

(Source: 69shadesofgray)

(Reblogged from nordn)

highs0ciety:

arabbara:

R.I.P. The 2976 American people that lost their lives on 9/11 and R.I.P. the 48,644 Afghan and 1,690,903 Iraqi and 35000 Pakistani people that paid the ultimate price for a crime they did not commit

this is the only september 11th post I’m reblogging

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bublewrap:

burningbrigids:

carry-on-my-wayward-castiel:

mspgay:

snorlaxatives:

snorlaxatives:

aaaaalrighty-then:

snorlaxatives:

why is being alive so expensive

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You spelled “suck” wrong.

???????????????????????????????

i literally can’t even tell what you’re trying to say

  • why is being alive so suck
  • why is being alive suck
  • why is suck
  • suck is being alive so expensive
  • why suck so expensive

?????

 

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what the hell is going on

imagine how is touch the suck

imagine how is suck the sky

(Source: snorlaxatives)

(Reblogged from vvankinq)

can i apologize in advance for basically everything i will ever do

(Source: whiteboyfriend)

(Reblogged from vvankinq)

mountstar:

Types of matter

(Reblogged from tipslip)

credit (x)

credit (x)

(Source: letsgetonwithit)

(Reblogged from thefireflycargo)